I hate your face
My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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