when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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