It was confusing and full of hummus
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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