Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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