I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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