dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
wow bdsm is so cute
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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