We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
drinking out of a sandbucket again
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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