Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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