I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
and she was petting her beer can
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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