omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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