Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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