Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
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