yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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