All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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