You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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