On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
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