is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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