Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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