In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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