i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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