batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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