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Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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