So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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