What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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