if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize