Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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