I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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