I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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