hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
My liver just had a heart attack.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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