Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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