my soul wont recognize me after tonight
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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