are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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