fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
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