In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
