we made out on top of his cat.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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