last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
two words: eviction party
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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