As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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