He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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