yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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