Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
smell my finger.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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