office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Randomize
