I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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