I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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