His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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