if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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