Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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