she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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