so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
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