Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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