I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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