quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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