True but thats because hes a fetus.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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