I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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