we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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