That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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