Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
