Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Randomize
