I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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